Moon in Gemini

When you are relaxed and most yourself you are the epitome of wit, charm and sophistication. You are the King of Konversation and the Queen of What’s the Latest. Your communication is so up to date it’s on the front page of TMZ. In fact, your day usually goes like a segment of Ellen or Dave. Famous for your interview style encounters, you leave knowing everything about everybody and nobody knows anything about you except how easy you are to talk to and Bob’s your uncle. “My God, did I really tell him THAT?”

Your mantra is, “I’m what’s happening.”

What stresses you the most is being stuck alone or with people you consider stupid or boring. You hate red tape, being put on hold, long elevator rides, the middle seat on SWA and going to dinner with your girlfriend’s cousin from Nowhere. For you, multitasking is not a choice, it’s a way of life. Your idea of saving time is to shave, drive, check your phone messages and listen to AND watch your GPS at the same time. You might also chew gum and down a latte. Your flavor of the month is meeting new people. Your worst nightmare is getting seated between your best friend’s mother-in-law and your ex at dinner. Because of your superb conversational skills, people tend to use you like a steer in the bullpen. You don’t want to be anywhere it’s not “happening” but most of all you don’t want to be SEEN anywhere it’s not happening. I mean, my God!

When you are pressured, stressed or frightened you act like Jim Carrey on steroids. No one can understand a word you say but you let loose at anything that breathes just so you’re not alone with the most boring person of all, your Evil Twin.

When at your absolute worst you give the phrase verbal diarrhea new meaning.

How to use this energy with your Sun Sign.
Aries Sun Gemini Moon: How can one person be so damn good at (whatever)?
Taurus Sun Gemini Moon: You are so hard to get along with even you can’t do it most of the time.
Gemini Sun Gemini Moon: Never enough hours in the day. A factotum like Don Giovanni. (You know you love trivia, so google it.) You’re busy, busy, busy and the kind that could have two cigarettes going at the same time and not notice it.
Cancer Sun Gemini Moon: You offer your sweetheart candy, ask her to pay you back and when she acts appalled, say, “O, never mind.”
Leo Sun Gemini Moon: More fun than a barrel full of monkeys! “Never a dull moment” should be your mantra.
Virgo Sun Gemini Moon: A first class mind. Good for statistics, economics and the social sciences. You will stick with something til you have the best answer and then, mirabile dictu communicate it clearly to the right person.
Libra Sun Gemini Moon: Someone with as much social charm, poise and know-how as George Clooney or Meryl Streep.
Scorpio Sun Gemini Moon: Were you the role model for the Jokester?
Sagittarius Sun Gemini Moon: A real Renaissance individual , good at everything and doing it with grace.
Capricorn Sun Gemini Moon: You have the makings of a Machiavellian mind. Shrewd with wisdom. An unbeatable combination.
Aquarius Sun Gemini Moon: Brilliant, amazing and exciting.
Pisces Sun Gemini Moon: No one can understand what you’re saying but they like you a lot.

People with Moon in Gemini: Barack Obama, Pope Jean Paul II, Sigmund Freud, Gwyneth Paltrow, Edith Piaf and Jim Carrey.