Moon in Virgo

When you are relaxed and most yourself you probably hum a happy little tune because things are just so, well, neat (yes) and clean (oh yes) and everything’s just going so smooooothly! La-ti-da. It’s a wonderful world all righty. The car has gas. You detailed it AND your partner’s last weekend (just a little favor for a very special person). The bills are paid, early again this month. You scanned your hard drive for viruses AND your partner’s. Who could ask for more? Never mind the earthquake in Haiti. Other people are taking care of that. And the national deficit and all the bankruptcies and people without health insurance… all those poor people who can’t seem to get it together. Tsk. Tsk.

You are in fact the person most likely to begin a conversation with an unwary colleague by cataloguing your list of recent trivial accomplishments such as those listed above and it is a sad day indeed when your list has less than 7 items readily available for recitative. When you’re alone, you’re just as proud of yourself as Ed Grimley times 10!

Your mantra is, “I’m so virtuous and humble I guess that makes me really great but not really because I’m so genuinely humble.”

What stresses you the most is for something to go amiss with the smallest details – the big things you’re actually pretty good at. For example, moving your mother in to a rest home against her will doesn’t phase you in the least while if someone forgets to put a tool back in the garage right away or uses the iced tea glasses for milk OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me. I forgot. Your mantra is, “A place for everything and everything in its place.”

When at your absolute worst you give Virgo a bad name.

How to use this energy with your Sun Sign:
Aries Sun Virgo Moon: You deserve to have to live with yourself.
Taurus Sun Virgo Moon: Hmmm. Let’s see. How can I harvest the grass that grows under my feet? Hmmm.
Gemini Sun Virgo Moon: Nobody ever meant so well and did so much harm, especially with gossip.
Cancer Sun Virgo Moon: Your secret desire would be to tuck all the children in the world safe in their beds at night with full tummies … and clean faces.
Leo Sun Virgo Moon: When you’re hot you’re hot and when you’re not you’re napping.
Virgo Sun Virgo Moon: Who said you can’t have too much of a good thing?
Libra Sun Virgo Moon: When less is definitely more.
Scorpio Sun Virgo Moon: The Exterminator.
Sagittarius Sun Virgo Moon: Ever seen a chicken run around with its head cut off?
Capricorn Sun Virgo Moon: A combination of John Wayne and Ma Kettle.
Aquarius Sun Virgo Moon: A supernova intellect.
Pisces Sun Virgo Moon: Don’t worry. Blame someone else.

People with Moon in Virgo: Jodie Foster, Madonna, the Dalai Lama, Sean Connery, JFK, Jack Nicholson, Maria Callas and the Marquis de Sade